Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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