It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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