That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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