You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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