Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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