If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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