about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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