worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
it was like eating out sand paper
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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