Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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