So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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