it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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