Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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