How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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