Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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