Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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