i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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