he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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