How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
