I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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