I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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