did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
She announced her abortion via fbk
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He has the fingertips of a God
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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