Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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