thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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