you guys were way drunker than both of me
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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