And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Randomize