you're like a bully in the Christmas story
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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