Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
tell me about the fingering
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