Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
