I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
