Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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