Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just had sex on a roof
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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