ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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