ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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