I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
We need to get me chipped asap
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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