But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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