So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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