That's intense
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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