Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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