we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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