well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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