I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
