i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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