OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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