Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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