He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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