This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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