I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I need moral support for this bender
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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