I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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