i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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