I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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