No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
nutella sex= disaster
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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