Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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