I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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